you’re not a true fan unless someone plugs you in and you start cooling people down
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It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
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whyisyourwilliamundermybeckett:
my blog is 98% text posts that i didn’t make myself
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favorite band:i think we'll play six shows in california and not come to your state
